WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS THE SADDEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY FUCKING LIFE NO GET OUT OMG I’M CRYING
They knew people would listen if there was a dog involved god fucking dammit
Unlocking every iPhone at once
the past is a strange place
cops on bikes used to transport criminals like this
this guy worked as an alarm for waking people up
one wheel motorcycle
pin-boys who manually lined pins up
baby cage for families who wanted their kids to get enough sunlight
zoo-keeper showering a penguin
But who woke up the guy that woke everyone else up
See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.
This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
I’ve come to the conclusion that people who wear headphones while they walk, are much happier, more confident, and more beautiful individuals than someone making the solitary drudge to work without acknowledging their own interests and power.
He smiled and all I could think was ‘Oh shit’.
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